Thursday, January 8, 2009

MASTERING UPPERCASE LETTERS

IS YOUR WRITING TIRED AND LIMP LIKE ABE VIGODA IN THE MORNING?

YOU NEED THE POWER OF UPPERCASE! WITH UPPERCASE YOU CAN ENJOY MORE POTENT WORDS THAN EVERY LOWERCASE LETTER IN THE ENTIRE ALPHABET! COMBINED!

IN MASTERING UPPERCASE LETTERS YOU WILL DISCOVER:

  • HOW TO GRAB SOMEONE’S ATTENTION USING UPPERCASE NAMES, SUCH AS “HELLO, GEORGE”
  • HOW TO ADD OOMPH TO PROPER NOUNS, LIKE “I SENT A POUCH OF ANTHRAX TO THE WHITE HOUSE”
  • HOW TO BETTER PROVE YOUR POINT, FOR EXAMPLE, “I WILL GET YOU”

PLUS…DID YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD TYPE UPPERCASE WITH ONLY ONE HAND? NOW YOU CAN, WITH MASTERING UPPERCASE LETTERS: ADVANCED EDITION. LEARN TO DEPRESS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY AND FOREVER USING HOT GLUE.

ORDER MASTERING UPPERCASE LETTERS NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE LOWERCASE-TO-UPPERCASE CONVERSION KIT FOR UPDATING OLD MESSAGES!


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